Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?
A: A prostitute will stop screwing you when you’re dead.
Zach Needles at the Daily Report writes about a Pennsylvania lawyer who decided on an unconventional compensation arrangement:
The Pennsylvania Supreme Court has issued a one-year suspension to a Bucks County attorney who agreed to represent a female client in a DUI case in exchange for oral sex.
In a one-page July 17 order, the justices, adopting the recommendation of a three-member panel of the Disciplinary Board of the Supreme Court, granted a joint petition in support of discipline on consent in which attorney David H. Knight admitted to trading legal work for sexual favors and asked for a one-year suspension.
According to the petition, Doe was arrested for driving under the influence in November 2010.
In February 2011, Doe met with Knight, an attorney with Doylestown, Pa.-based criminal…
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